Total Medals Earned: 280 (From 80 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,015 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (90/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 9/18 (150/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Play with cheats
Click on both the Credits Heads
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.